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Troy Wilson - A Non-Fictional Southern Humorist
Humorist Defined- A person skilled in the expression of humor: a professional writer or teller of amusing stories.
Troy's Short Bio
1- Age 16 Runaway kid, became a stable boy on a horse farm hundreds of miles away from home.
2- Age 18- Finished school, became a superintendent of a locale construction company.
3- Ages 27- 29 Houston & South Carolina police academy's. Became Juvenile officer/Investigator
4- Age 31- First investigator in United States to use DNA in a criminal Case.
5- Age 32- Chosen for presidential security team.
6- Age33- 35-Recieved Locale, State and National Awards, for efforts to prevent child abuse.
7- Age 38- Landed entertainment spot in CMT & TNN TV video
9- Recording artist of "laughing yourself sane".
"My Southern Drawl"
According to Wikipedia the Southern dialects make up the largest accent group in the United States. Nothing sounds dumber than a yankee to trying to imitate a southerner. Doing this may also prove to be hazardous to your health.
Truth is funnier than fiction.
Vulgarities and obscenities only appeal only to the lower IQ.
One cannot laugh and be depressed.
A dysfunctional family can be very entertaining. It's sorta like taking lemons and making lemonade. You just can't drink-em
Humor - heals the broken hearted, the vengeful, the sick and the
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV) A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones
Troy, Stephanie, DJ & Emma
Troy's quote of the day
The four of us are so saved, I think we are going to heaven whether we want to are not.
May God Bless.
Troy is a former recipient of the "U.S. Department Of Human and Health Services, Special Recognitions Award."
"You can choose to be an actor in your on theater or a reactor in someone else's"
Phone: 803-432-5242 - 803-420-2104
Address: Troy Wilson 48 Black River Road Camden SC 29020