Humorist Defined- A person skilled in the expression of humor: a professional writer or teller of amusing stories.

Troy's Short Bio

1- Age 16 Runaway kid, became a stable boy on a horse farm hundreds of miles away from home.

2- Age 18- Finished school, became a superintendent of a locale construction company.

3- Ages 27- 29 Houston & South Carolina police academy's. Became Juvenile officer/Investigator

4- Age 31- First investigator in United States to use DNA in a criminal Case.

5- Age 32- Chosen for presidential security team.

6- Age33- 35-Recieved Locale, State and National Awards, for efforts to prevent child abuse.

7- Age 38- Landed entertainment spot in CMT & TNN TV video

9- Recording artist of "laughing yourself sane".

"My Southern Drawl"

According to Wikipedia the Southern dialects make up the largest accent group in the United States. Nothing sounds dumber than a yankee to trying to imitate a southerner. Doing this may also prove to be hazardous to your health.

I believe

• Truth is funnier than fiction.

• Vulgarities and obscenities only appeal only to the lower IQ.

• One cannot laugh and be depressed.

• A dysfunctional family can be very entertaining. It's sorta like taking lemons and making lemonade. You just can't drink-em

• Humor - heals the broken hearted, the vengeful, the sick and the Inferior.

• Proverbs 17:22 (NIV) A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones

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